Your dog annoys me and I vote

Yes, fellow swiggers-welcome to my world....a world of neghbors who buy puppies and then let them rot in crap strewn backyards to yelp all day and night from neglect. Why do these people get a dog anyway ? They are never around to enjoy the companionship, throw a stick,or have any interaction with thier best friend at all. If they treated thier children the way they treat thier dogs, the kids would all be dead. Of course, I actually like being at home so I get to hear the pitiful barking of neurotic dogs all day and many nights while the owners are out on the town, forgetting that they have a pet of any kind. These people are a pox on the earth and getting mad at the dog is an injustice. The dog is just the loudspeaker saying: " my owner doesn't give a shit about me or you and please somebody take me to a place far from this hellhole. " PETA should get after these people before they go after some elderly woman wearing a fir from a fox that has been dead for 40 years.

buzzzzzzzz

Everyone has their sport, right? My sport ,although I like it the most is no better than your sport, correct? Maybe some people out on the road should think about that......I was riding with my buddies as we have always done every Saturday for the last 25 years. Some real piece of human garbage on a suped-up death-rocket motorcycle honked and flipped us off while coming close enough to part the hairs on my arm at 50 miles an hour. O.K., Dickhead, I could say " Look out, chump, 'cause if we see you we will stomp your face into your stupid moto-leathers" or : "I am going to call the police and get you jailed for assault with a deadly weapon.....your deranged personality" But really, when all is said and done at the end of the day these things tend to take care of themselves.....this numbnuts will most likely becme a hood ornament on a humvee or better yet a big ugly stain on the road......wait, you say " Never wish misfortune on another as it may come back to you" ......well if I were half the asshole this guy was I would deserve it. Cheers, Swiggman.

feh

okay,okay....that was a real waste of print. Why should you care? why should I care, for that matter. Peopel who care shall not inherit the earth.....just look at our world leaders-do they care ? only about themselves......it is a well known fact that nobody listens to poeple who care, they tend to be boring,albeit sincere.People who care will never let you down and that is supremely boring. Poeple who care are so predictably and unfailingly good it makes your average slaggard yawn into a coma of disinterest. No good deed goes unpunished ? No good deed gets noticed.....just take a look at any newspaper or televised news program....all that is good,sincere and/or hopeful is left out in favor of war,celebrity breakups and sideshows. Good is not in the program of the people in the news as they don't get what they want from being good-they get what they want from feeding off the good. Why do I bother writing this ? ......................in my own pathetic way I care.

braf

Up until now the tour de france has been pretty exciting every day......but it seems that there is an iron grip on the lead by you know who. I think that everyone who races in this the hardest and most prestigeous race in the world will be ready for this guy's retirement......maybe even some of his team mates. Am I wrong? After such domination it is customary for the popluace at large to tire of a champion and want a newcomer to have a chance at glory. Whatever......the strongest guy is winning this year, no doubt about that. He may not be your good buddy or your favorite but he earns the win every time , as is the custom.

Yarg

Yea, though I walk through the valley of Santa Cruz I fear no evil....except assholes in Saab Turbos. I know....plenty of nice people own Saab turbos, they just become assholes when they drive. I don't know why but it is a consistant theme in driving that certain vehicles are "asshole specific", everyone in them with few exceptions will express anger an aggression at you-especially if you are driving safely and obeying traffic laws. More on this later. Vote for your most "asshole prone" car. #1 BMW 3 series #2 Saab turbo #3 Cadillac Escalade #4 Hummer H-2 #5 Honda Accord coupe with boom-boom 1000 watt stereo and certified obnoxious exhaust system..........which one got in your face today? Vote !

financial energy

I was listening to my favorite pirate radio station today. Some group of protestors had a representative who was asking listeners for " financial energy"..................why can't they just say "money"? this is so incredibly and stupidly indirect. This is like asking for food by saying: " can you provide me with some nutritional energy, please? " You can barf me entirely out on that one today. "Excuuuuse me, I am feeling financially lethargic today so you will have to be buying my lunch. " This could only have been on a radio station in my town........give me profanity, please!

welkommen

Hello, and welcome to swiggblog. Needless to say, my opinions are largely worthless but I hope they provide some amusement. Feel freem to shoot me down, give me a high five or just enjoy the flow of e-effluent. There will be no attempt at a theme,I will just report the events as they happen. The events that happen will be factual, although my perspective might seem a little skewed......in life you have to put up with these things......or not! Cheers, swiggman.